*asks myself out on a date* no

next

daddyroboarm:

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

nerdtasticsarcasm:

thezfc:

Just a few Cats review tweets 😹😹😹😹

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powerburial:

methlabrador:

showerthoughtspost:

It’s very likely that at some point in the future, another child will grow up in your childhood home, and will end up having many of the same sorts of memories in the same place that you had them.

bitter-sweet

relishing the thought of a young child being stung by wasps in the weird storage space behind the couch

risperdal-doll:

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lmm-43:

If I can’t be weird with you then wtf

greycloudsroll:

Treason’s Greetings

faeriesfang:

Is it “Happy Impeachment” or “Merry Impeachment”? I don’t wanna offend anyone.

cobaltdays:

nilvoid:

spaffy-jimble:

This is not ok

Cyborg

octopus

tshifty:

tshifty:

ok yall ive already answered this like 10 times and i keep getting anons about it so im gonna just make a post explaining this impeachment pls refer to this

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY IMPEACHED BY THE UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES ON 2 ARTICLES. 

This does NOT mean he is no longer President. He is still the President. 

The next step is to refer the impeachment to the US Senate, who will have to vote by a 2/3 majority to convict Trump. The Senate is Republican-controlled, so it is very unlikely that he will be convicted. 

What does this mean? Trump is the 3rd ever President in US history to be impeached. No US President has ever been thrown out of office. It means he will not be kicked out of office, and will still be able to run in 2020. 

If he were convicted, it would mean Pence would become President. We do not want Pence to become President. When Democrats win in 2020 and Trump is no longer the President, he can still be investigated and arrested for the crimes he has committed. 

Also just going to add on in case it isn’t clear, why this is such a big deal, even though he remains in office. 

Impeaching Trump sets a legal precedent, which is what national law is based off of. Trump has committed crimes, corruption, and abused his office as President of the United States. If he weren’t impeached for this, it would set a precedent that this is not an impeachable offense for future Presidents. This had to be done to uphold the rule of law. 

This wasn’t about removing him from office. He will not be convicted by the Senate. This is about upholding our Constitution, the rule of law, and setting a legal precedent constraining the President of the United States from practicing corruption. 

Additionally, this will go down in history forever and tarnish his reputation. He is the 3rd President in history to be impeached. That is a huge deal yall. This is extremely important even though it didn’t remove him from office. 

dankmemeuniversity:

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lakeeffectlesbian:

Being alone is just like: *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *doesn’t talk to myself but does the hand gestures to what I’m saying in my head* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weir

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

brunhiddensmusings:

crazyintheeast:

marzipanandminutiae:

captainanarchist:

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This is just The Magnus Institute.

Nope.

They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.

I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.

Fact-checking is your friend.

It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice

an orangutan traveling at non-euclidean speeds erupts from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension

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